【土星入侵】老外翻译的金庸神功，太可怕了！
估计是冥王星...不过还是发了
1.九阳神功 nine man’s power (九个男子的力量)
2.九阴真经 nine woman’story (九个女人的故事)
3.九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone (九个女人抓著一个白骨，老外看了还以为会出现召唤兽呢？)
4.神照经 God bless you (神保佑你)
5.胡家刀法 Dr.Hu’sword (胡博士的剑，天哪，咱们的胡兄何时成了博士？)
6.两仪剑法 1/2 sword (二分之一的剑，挖勒 请问是左右1/2还是上下1/2？)
7.一阳指 one finger just like a pen is (一只手指像笔一样?)
8.洗髓经 wash bone (洗骨头? 谁敢去给别人洗骨头啊)
9.苗家刀法 Miao’s sword (苗家的刀，好啦，算你对！)
10.易筋经 change your bone (换你的骨头.老兄算你狠)
11.龙象波若功 D and E comble togeter (龙和象的混合体?)
12.梯云纵心法 elevator jump (电梯跳跃?在天雷的打击下，电梯产生异变，於是电梯有了生命......)
13.轻功水上飘 flying skill (飞行技能 ，好简洁！)
14.小无相功 a unseen power (一种看不见的力量?原力.....)
15.太玄经 all fool’s daliy (全是胡言乱语脑患牵

1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see
see,brothers！together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they
say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

6． you me you me 彼此彼此

7． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！

8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…

9． WATCH SISTER 表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken

born chicken,mouse's sons can

make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people
die
车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

15.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I
have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

16．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25

18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you
face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

[s:129] 哈哈,好玩.真是文化和思维的差异啊